Thursday, August 13, 2015

Pence To Have Surgery To Repair Hernia

Gov. Mike Pence will be admitted to St. Vincent Hospital in Indianapolis tomorrow morning for out-patient surgery to repair a hernia according to a brief statement released by the governor's office. He is expected to be released later in the day to return home to recover from the surgery. People who have this type of surgery, unless there are complications, are typically able to return to normal, work-related duties within a week, if not sooner.

UPDATE: Apparently the governor temporarily transferred his executive responsibilities to Lt. Gov. Sue Ellspermann during the surgery since he is being placed under a general anesthetic. He has already returned to the governor's residence where he is recovering from this morning's surgery according to a statement released by his office.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

He has been such a stalwart Christian, almost a preacher so close is he to the ministry, perhaps God will call him home, and give all the rest of us a break from his ad nauseum proselytizing, because that is the ultimate plan, isn't it, the thing they all wait for, their evangelical ascension, the thing they pray for.

Gary R. Welsh said...

So now his enemies are praying for his death?

Pete Boggs said...

Anon 2:51: Christian proselytizing is a heartfelt appeal to sovereign free will; not the heartless coercion or "Psy-man Says" of sharia statism; the ad nauseum vomi-tribe of faux-gressives.

Hopefully the Governor's been advised, to refrain from any lifting of the morbidly proportioned establishment...

Anonymous said...

Liberalism is a death cult, Gary.

Anonymous said...

This is a result of Gov. Pence carrying such a heavy burden for the lost souls (LGBT) in Indiana. I'm surprised he didn't rely on faith healers.

BTW, the only good thing about proselytizing is that it is the most effective method of spreading small pox.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:51: We'll miss you. BTW, it's a minor procedure. I had it. No big deal. Go fly your rainbow flag while you can. We're coming to ban it.