It’s about time our president stood up for America and condemned these Islamic extremists. I realize there must be a lot on his mind these days – what with our economy’s abysmal jobless numbers and Moody’s new warning about yet another downgrade to our nation’s credit rating due to the current administration’s failure to come up with a credible deficit reduction plan. And, of course, he has a busy schedule – with all those rounds of golf, softball interviews with the “Pimp with the Limp,” and fundraising dinners with his corporate cronies. But our nation’s security should be of utmost importance to our Commander-in-chief. America can’t afford any more “leading from behind” in such a dangerous world. We already know that President Obama likes to “speak softly” to our enemies. If he doesn’t have a “big stick” to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.
I know people who belong to the East Bank Club here in Chicago. Some of these people are guys who have changed clothes with Obama while he was still working out there. The current President of the United States quite often wore dingy, stained tighty-whity briefs…and he has a minuscule penis. That urban legend you may have heard about black men doesn’t apply to the biracial, apparently. I’ve never seen it myself, and hope I never have to for any reason, but Megan Fox and I interviewed Larry Sinclair once on our radio show and we specifically asked Larry how big the “presidential penis” was and Larry reported it as being more of a scud than a patriot missile, if you get my drift. It would have been a Vienna sausage instead of an all-American ballpark footlong.
I would hazard a guess that President Obama has the smallest penis of anyone who’s ever occupied the White House. That includes any of the male children who lived there as infants. It is the only thing that can explain his constant apologizing and endless dithering and wimpiness.
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