Wednesday, September 12, 2012

"Does Size Matter?" Debate Becomes Political

The age-old question of whether size matters entered both the national and local political debate. Sarah Palin got the debate going on the national scene when she didn't mince words in discussing President Barack Obama's weak reaction to Islamic extremist attacks on the U.S. embassies in Egypt and Libya. This is part of what Palin wrote on her Facebook page about Obama needing to "grow one":
It’s about time our president stood up for America and condemned these Islamic extremists. I realize there must be a lot on his mind these days – what with our economy’s abysmal jobless numbers and Moody’s new warning about yet another downgrade to our nation’s credit rating due to the current administration’s failure to come up with a credible deficit reduction plan. And, of course, he has a busy schedule – with all those rounds of golf, softball interviews with the “Pimp with the Limp,” and fundraising dinners with his corporate cronies. But our nation’s security should be of utmost importance to our Commander-in-chief. America can’t afford any more “leading from behind” in such a dangerous world. We already know that President Obama likes to “speak softly” to our enemies. If he doesn’t have a “big stick” to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.
A gay blogger from Chicago who doesn't hide his disdain for Obama took Palin's cue that Obama needs "to grow one" to discuss the size of Obama's penis. Kevin DuJan has been at the forefront in efforts to out Obama. DuJan claims that it is is no secret in Chicago's gay community that Obama is gay and that before he ran for the U.S. Senate, he frequented gay bars and bathhouses in Chicago where he liked hooking up with older white men. DuJan says he has it on good authority that Obama has a small penis:
I know people who belong to the East Bank Club here in Chicago. Some of these people are guys who have changed clothes with Obama while he was still working out there. The current President of the United States quite often wore dingy, stained tighty-whity briefs…and he has a minuscule penis. That urban legend you may have heard about black men doesn’t apply to the biracial, apparently. I’ve never seen it myself, and hope I never have to for any reason, but Megan Fox and I interviewed Larry Sinclair once on our radio show and we specifically asked Larry how big the “presidential penis” was and Larry reported it as being more of a scud than a patriot missile, if you get my drift. It would have been a Vienna sausage instead of an all-American ballpark footlong.
I would hazard a guess that President Obama has the smallest penis of anyone who’s ever occupied the White House. That includes any of the male children who lived there as infants. It is the only thing that can explain his constant apologizing and endless dithering and wimpiness.
Ouch. On the local front, Democratic gubernatorial candidate John Gregg and his running mate, State Sen. Vi Simpson, held a press conference to discuss their proposal to promote small businesses and manufacturing in Indiana. When asked whether the size matters in reference to businesses that he would help, Gregg said no, but Sen. Simpson jokingly interjected that "size does matter." After a brief banter back and forth, Gregg wanted reporters to know that he was doing fine seven years after being treated for prostate cancer. WRTV originally posted a humorous story titled "Size talk sparks giggles at Gregg event" a few hours ago, but it has subsequently pulled the story from its website. This is all that remains of the story on Google:
Size Talk Sparks Giggles At Gregg Event
WRTV Indianapolis‎ - 5 hours ago  
INDIANAPOLIS -- A John Gregg-Vi Simpson news conference on the ... Size matters on contracts, but I decided not to do it," she said, trying not ...

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