Thursday, February 05, 2015

Faux News Media Can't Decide If Putin Is Gay Or Has Asperger's

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Faux news media can't decide whether Russian President Vladimir Putin is gay or suffers from Asperger's syndrome. USA Today cites a 2008 Pentagon study for the proposition that Putin suffers from Asperger's, "which affects all of his decisions." A Fox News contributor claims sources "In The Know" say Putin is really gay. Too bad the media can't tell us the real name, parents, place of birth, sexual orientation or any other basic biographical information about the man who currently serves as President of the United States.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever. But, we know that he is smarter than our president.

Gary R. Welsh said...

I have no idea how smart Putin is. What I know is that nothing but propaganda produced by the CIA is disseminated to the American public about him, just like Putin does in his country. He's a villain for no other reason than he once ran the KGB. We're suppose to admire the Bushes and Obama, all of whom worked for the CIA, and in the case of the elder Bush, actually ran the CIA.

Eric Morris said...

We are trying to decide on a largely unused first name in case it is a boy for our next child in a couple of months. Bode (for the skier Miller) will be the middle and main name. Either Vladimir, as a big F-U, though reservations because he is KGB/a politician, Ludwig von (Mises), or Llewellyn (Rockwell). Part of the hang-up for the latter two is they are too esoteric where Vlad would be much more easily recognized why we are doing it. What say you?

Gary R. Welsh said...

Nikola (Tesla)?

Eric Morris said...

That is a great name as well. Thanks, sort of. It'd be easier if we have another girl!