Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Now It's Hillary Clinton's Turn To Come Out Of The Closet

The National Enquirer is claiming a world exclusive on Hillary Clinton's planned tell-all book in which she will disclose intimate details about her sexuality, as well as her supposed brain cancer scare and the truth about Osama Bin Laden's corpse. The tabloid claims Hillary will reveal for the first time that she is a bisexual who has had lesbian relationships in a book she hopes will earn her $25 million as she prepares her bid for president in 2016.

NationalEnquirer.comInsiders say the biggest bombshell Hillary will drop is the flagrant lie she’s been telling for decades about the true nature of her sexuality.
“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politi­cians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.
“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”
Hillary dropped a major hint about her coming out in March when she announced her support of gay marriage in a six-minute video.
“Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved,’” explained the source.
“While Hillary wasn’t specific about the identity of those ‘people,’ her book will reveal all the details.”
According to a source, Hillary will also confirm The ENQUIRER’s report in 2000 that a veterinarian who treated the family Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.
Before being too quick to dismiss the report because of the source, remember who owns the National Enquirer. New York investment banker and former Clinton administration veteran Robert Altman controls the company that owns the National Enquirer, a point Politico was quick to point out when the tabloid first published the bombshell reports about former Clinton rival John Edwards' mistress and love child during his unsuccessful 2008 bid for president, which proved to be entirely true. The tabloid also was the first to break the story about Gary Hart's mistress during his failed bid for president in 1984. Altman would not allow the publication to print something about one of the Clintons without at least their tacit approval.

Does anyone else see the irony here? President Bill Clinton was the only president of the United States to ever sign into law federal statutes that expressly discriminated against gays. He signed the Defense of Marriage Act law, and he signed the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" law, which barred gays from openly serving in the military. Now both Bill and Hillary embrace gay marriage and protection of gays from discrimination. Bill got an award a couple of weeks ago from GLAAD for his "contributions" to the gay community, and Hillary is coming out of the closet to admit what everybody already long suspected--that she's a lesbian. The Clintons take David Icke's reptilian shape-shifting conspiracy theory to a whole new level.

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