Omedia Finds Arnold Love Child's Birth Certificate In A New York Minute

Barack Obama waited four years to release a long-form birth certificate to prove he was born in Hawaii, even if it proves on its face he was not a natural born citizen because it confirms his father was not a U.S. citizen, which made him a dual citizen. No, dual citizens are not natural born citizens, but we won't waste your time on that since the Omedia has declared the U.S. Constitution means something no federal court has ever said it means. To the point of this post, only a day after America learned former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a love child with a domestic worker who worked in his home more than a decade ago, the media has obtained the long-form birth certificate for the child. No, Arnold is not listed as the father.

TMZ has obtained a copy of the birth certificate of the boy Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered . . . and he's not listed as the father on the birth certificate.

As TMZ reported, Mildred "Patty" Baena--who worked as a housekeeper/assistant for Arnold and Maria--is the mother.

Baena used a different last name on the birth certificate--Pena.

The boy was born on October 2, 1997, which now makes him 13. He was born at St. Joseph's Hospital in Burbank, California.

A copy of the birth certificate can be viewed here. Assuming the document is authentic, it shows that even vital records are not necessarily truthful documents when the persons furnishing the information lie to the official registrars of vital records. The child was born within a week of one of Arnold's children to Maria. Schwarzenegger's own admissions prove the man is a total fraud and liar who should be trusted by nobody. Photos of the boy show him to be the spitting image of Arnold. It is inconveivable that his mother could have shared a household all this time with the Schwarzeneggers without anyone noticing the uncanny resemblance. Arnold and Maria even hosted a baby shower at which they lavished expensive gifts on the new-born boy. Arnold's oldest son, Patrick, has already changed his name on Twitter to Shriver. Can't say that I blame him.

It's disappointing the Omedia is not as interested in the true story of little Barry's nativity as they are in the nativity of Arnold's love child. The Omedia finds no significance to the fact that nobody has been able to locate an official record of a marriage certificate ever being issued to Barack Obama, Sr. and Stanley Ann Dunham in Maui, Hawaii where their marriage allegedly occurred, that no evidence exists that the couple ever lived together as husband and wife, and that Barack Obama, Sr. signed and filed documents with U.S. Immigration & Naturalization Services to extend his student visa before being booted out of the country by the government at the request of Harvard that failed to even mention he had a son in Honolulu, Hawaii who bore his name, while naming his son Roy with his wife back in Kenya. And no, Barry looks nothing like his reputed father. There are documents in Indonesia, however, identifying him as the son of an Indonesian citizen, Lolo Soetoro, and as a citizen of Indonesia whose name was "Barry Soetoro." Lolo is the only man with whom Dunham definitively lived as husband and wife. More importantly, the Omedia could care less that the document posted on the official White House website and represented as Obama's true long-form birth certificate is a total fraud and has been proven such by numerous document experts who have examined it. Even the federal government conceded in a report published years ago that producing forged and phony birth and marriage documents in the United States is a piece of cake and is commonly accomplished.

Consider the irony. You've learned more about the nativity of Arnold's love child in a 24-hour period than you you've learned over the last four years about the man you elected as your president. Pretty scary, huh?